Monday, August 4, 2008

Pinoy Jokes



An Arab was interviewed at US checkpoit...

American: Name please?
Arab: Abdul Aziz

American: Sex?
Arab: Six times a week.

American: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel.

American: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!

American: Man, isn't that hostile?
Arab: Yes, horse style, dogstyle, any style!

American: Oh dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run very fast!



Sino?

Wife: Hon, sino si Trixie!?
Husband: ah, kabayo un. Yun pinustahan ko sa karera
Wife: ah ganun ba!? Sige animal ka! Sagutin mo ang telepono tumatawag ang kabayo!


Anak

Dad: (Holding 2 toys, letting his son choose) Si Barbie o si Superman?
Son: Si Superman, Dad.
Dad: Good! (He then left)
Son: GWAPO MO TALAGA SUPERMAN! BAKAT NA BAKAT! SHET!!!


Alam nyo ba?

TEACHER: mga bata, alam niyo ba na ang bawat butil ng palay ay galing sa dugo't pawis ng mga magsasaka?
MGA BATA: eeewwww!


Wag Po

PARI: halika sa sulok
MADRE: bakit po?
PARI: sara mo pinto.
MADRE: wag po!
PARI: patayin mo ilaw!
MADRE: diyos ko po!
PARI: tamo rosary ko. Glow in the dark!


Ang 500

TITSER: bat ka na-late?
EDWARD: nawalan ho kasi ng 500 yung lalaki.
TITSER: tinulungan mo siyang maghanap?
EDWARD: hindi po, tinapakan ko lang hanggang umalis siya.


Sa isang Bar

German: Waiter, REMY MARTIN, double!
French: Waiter, CARLO ROSSI, single!
Pinoy: (naku, papakilala pa pala bago umorder) Waiter, POPOY ROQUE, hiwalay!


Ang Tahong

INDAY: Dok, masakit na masakit po ang tiyan ko...Ano po
ba mabuting gamot dito?

DOK: Kelan pa ba nagsimula yan?

INDAY: Simula lang po nung kumain ako ng talaba!

DOK: Baka naman sira yung nakain mo? Nang buksan mo ba
yung talaba eh wala kang naamoy na mabaho?

INDAY: Binubuksan po ba yun?


Konsulta

Doctor: You look more sick and exhausted than before! Are you having 3 meals a day as i advised?
Inday: Ayy! Putek!! Kla ku 3 males a day!

11 comments:

  1. hahaha.joker man kau ka cob. paxur cob ba pag xur. agi2x lang ko cob unya basa2x pud gamay. nice blog.

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  2. hohoiii basig beyond godlike imong mortred atong sabado ^_^ mkalingaw bay! nalingaw ko sa arab "No deer, they run very fast!" hahaha.

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  3. @ ...

    shur nald uie....uie nald! shur!
    ahahaha

    lagi agi-agi lng murag ballpen...
    xmpre nice jud ako pa..tsar! hihih


    @lemon
    lagi sikma og pansit ang kontra uie...na shock og pinakalit ang enchantress...wahahah
    kapa kau ang arab...mo tira og mga mananap! hayop sya!ahaha

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  4. nano man ni man? hehehe ayus kaayo cov. cge kay mag pasiga pa ko sa akong glow in the dark. :d ayo2 wahihi

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  5. @ jigs

    wakokok ako pud!
    glow glow tirada..

    apili ko og palit jigs glow in the dark..nyahaha

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  6. haha..nice jokes there!...keep it up...haha!...nagising ako dun ah..antuk ako...buti visit ko blog mo...haha!..thanks for visiting my "blog" (blog ba yun?..hahaah..toinks) too..hehe!... :D

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  7. @ armcay

    aw..hehe same 2u tnx dn sa visit d2

    ...uu blog mo un :P

    guto ko yung mga autobots :D

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  8. you have nice blogs, congratulations!

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  9. @ frame set

    tnx men! ang galing mo men! :)

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  10. i liked the first joke, please visit at doseoflaughter.blogspot.com

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