Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Green Joke






Para maiba napud ang mga jokes noh...para mas exciting mao nang green jokes napud ta karon...prepare yourself for awesomeness!

<==== Nyahaha.... nagpabuyag ang tigulang oh! Apil apil og katawa! saba ja! hihihi






The FINALISTS:

Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Japan

QUESTION : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.....

(Applause!.... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. SPAIN : Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. SPAIN : Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.

(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. BRITAIN : Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors and Heroes.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. BRITAIN : Because it cries after every performance and because it is buried alive.

(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. IRAN : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves
QUESTION : And why do you say that?
MS. IRAN : Because they always enter through the back door.....

(Applause!... Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. INDIA : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. INDIA : Because it works day and night....

(Applause!..Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Japan, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MISS JAPAN: It's like an actor in a stage play....because it bows down after every performance.

(Applause!..Applause!)

QUESTION : Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ahh...well, opcors, hihihihi...I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis...
QUESTION : Chismis???
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ayy! Sorry... Its ano, ahh kuwan...it means GOSSIP in our language.
QUESTION : Hmm... Interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
MS.PHILIPPINES : Ayy...Dyahe!!!!Hi hi hi hi hi hi...Kasi....I mean because it passes from mouth to mouth..

(STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


7 comments:

  1. wow!standing ovation man.tsk tsk tsk.

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  2. lakas! it passes from mouth to mouth. ok pud ning sa pinas no.ahahahaha.

    abi nako male organ in the pilipins are like bamboo organs they make sounds when you touch it.

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  3. @ ronald...
    nyahaha xmpre pa..pinoy gud ahaha

    @ jigs
    ok pa sa olrayt! ang galing ng pinay men! hihihi


    Aw abi gani nako..male organ in pilipins are like thunder...they are done just within 5 sec..very fast! nyahaha

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  4. mao diay ni nag comment sa akoa bah Ms. Universe daw applause2x
    wahaha diri diay to siya nakuha wahahah

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  5. hahaha dli jud mapildi ning philippines basta jowk nga beauty pageant ba! grabe bay! standing ovation jud ba hahaha =))

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  6. @ aice

    aw kinsa gud na siya man?
    hmmm!?


    @eric..

    xmpre kuyaw jud og talent ang mga pinoy..dili ma bangbang...nyahahaha

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