More Green Joke!?

A little girl and the Bird

A little girl was walking along a beach in California when she came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspaper covering his genitals.
The little girl said, "What do you have under that newspaper, Mister?"
The man said, "Nothing, it's just a bird, now go away!"
The man thought nothing of her and quickly fell asleep.
Hours later, the man woke up in a hospital bed in excruciating pain.
"Where the hell am I?"
A doctor replied, "Someone called 9-1-1 and said you needed emergency help,
so we rushed you right over."
"Well, what the hell happened to me?"
"We don't know, son. Do you remember anything unusual happening to you today?"
The man said, "Well, there was a little girl bugging me just before I fell asleep."
The doctor sent someone to the beach to see if the little girl was still there, and she was.
The person said, "Do you know what happened to that nice man you saw here earlier?"
"Well," the little girl said, "I started to play with that nice little bird that he had and the damn thing spit on me. So, I wrung its neck, broke its eggs, and set its nest on fire!" :P



Communication Problem?

There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and they lived in Honolulu.
The poor lady was not very proficient in English,
but managed to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs.
She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation,
lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts.
Again, she didn't know how to say,
and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast.
The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way
to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store......








What were you thinking? Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!