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My Mousehunt Profile

What is Mousehunt?

MouseHunt is a Facebook game of epic proportions. You are a hunter, hired by the king to find and trap the mice that infest his kingdom. For each mouse you catch, you'll find a unique reward, bringing you closer to being the best MouseHunter in the land!

Below are my Mousehunt Details:

My Hunter Profile

Breeds Caught: 138 / 138

Rare Breeds Caught: 7

Bonus mice badge!

• Hunting Since: Jul. 25, 2008
• Hunter’s Title: Lord ( 35 % )

Current:

• Points: 47,542,455
• Gold: 1,340,519
• Horn Calls: 2,481
• Location: Catacombs
• Region: Bristle Woods
• Average Hunt Size: 16

• Trap Power: 4,920
• Total Luck: 35
• Weapon: Arcane Capturing Rod Of Never Yielding Mystery
• Base: Magma Base
• Bait: 39 pieces of Radioactive Blue
• Mice Caught: 16306

• Hunting Party:
  - T D K - The ToOkenz

Just want to share :D

CARS For You

I am always a big fun of cars ever since then, i remember every time i saw car running at high speed makes me feel happy and made me smile. And in the back of my mind i was thinking that i wish i can drive that car and can have many cars as possible.

From that i began to collect model cars,especially if it is the same miniature model of the cars that i like. One of my fave is Pontiac G8 model.

2009 Pontiac G8

Whats great about this 2009 Pontiac G8 Model?

• Sharp handling, firm but compliant ride, muscle-car power with either V8, spacious rear seat, sets a new Pontiac standard for interior design and quality.

Another one is Honda Clarity

2009 Honda Clarity

What makes it great?

• What else? from name itself made by "HONDA", one of the top the best and most prestigious manufacturer of automobiles. What more could you ask for.

The next car below is the one that capture my friend its Hyundai Genesis.
Way back then he is always an avid admirer of Hyundai Series Models, as he said that in terms of power, interior design and materials, its quietness, the space for passenger , and features that seems to be a luxury class, the Genesis is an remarkable effort that compares favorably to cars costing thousands more.

2009 Hyundai Genesis

And last but definitely not the least on my pick. It's the Chevrolet Camaro.
Why choose this?

• Stylish, comfortable, and affordable GM hit it right! Handles well and economical with extreme performance.
• Chevrolet Camaro handling, ride and brakes are exceptional. The styling is stupendous. Inside, the the instrumentation slips back into GM's too-hard-too-break habit of trying too hard to be clever with gauges.
• The retro design, coupled with some very futuristic styling concepts, then combine it with performance and speed, and you have the total package!
  

So there you go, i'll post more of the cool and classy cars if i got a more time. But for a moment enjoy and take a ride with this baby.

21 Utos ni Bob Ong

1. "Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka niya."

2. "Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba."

3. "Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang."

4. "Huwag na huwag kang hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na."

5. "Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin."

6. "Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."

7. "Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo.. malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang.."

8. "Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa."

9. "Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na hindi mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang."

10. "Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo ung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga ung una."

11. "Hindi porke't madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa."

12. "Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda o nakakalibog ito. Totoong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka."

13. "Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority."

14. "Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw ung bida sa script na pinili niya."

15. "Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo."

16. "Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala."

17. "Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohanan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan. "

18. "Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, huwag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lang yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo.
Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit?
Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!"

19. "Pakawalan mo ung mga bagay na nakakasakit sayo kahit na pinasasaya ka nito. Wag mong hintayin ang araw na sakit na lang ang nararamdaman mo at iniwan ka na ng kasiyahan mo."

20. "Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang mga taong malalapit sayo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo."

21. "Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal...nakakata kot mahulog...at kapag nahulog ka, it's either by accident or talagang tanga ka.

Pero sino nga ba si Bob Ong?

Bob Ong or Roberto Ong is the pseudonym of a Filipino contemporary author known for using conversational Filipino to create humorous and reflective depictions of life as a Filipino. The six books he has published thus far have surpassed a quarter of a million copies.

Heal the World Official Music Video by M.J - R.I.P King of Pop

It's been a bad news that M.J had passed away due to cardiac arrest. The entertainment industry is really affected by his lost. Michael Jackson contributes a big impact and many in the black community herald him for breaking down racial barriers in the music industry.

As a tribute i post this music video that i really love the most. May you rest in peace MJ. You memoirs will always be in us....

Shopwiki - Video Games Online Shopping

Shopwiki is an online shopping directory that displays the best deals on the Internet, so this is the answer for those who love to go shopping online where you can search and find anything and everything.

Like me, i love video games so much, in shopwiki you can search for you favorite games that will suit whatever your video game consoles either its Microsoft, Sony or a Nintento Manufacturer.

One of my top choices in video games is the classic and all time favorite the Super Mario Games.
For those who don't have a console and plans to get one, i got some guide in handheld gaming.
And if you got some problems with your video game controllers like any other gamers do, because lets admit the controller part is the most used. In shopwiki you can search for the cheaper price but a durable and tested controller. But before you buy always check out the seller's warranty.

Another thing that you should keep in mind is the guide in buying a video game. Remember always the Compatibility and Age Appropriateness of the game.

Shopwiki has lot more to offer not only in games but in almost everything. A must try services they offer.

Philippines Reports First Death Related to H1N1

A 49 years old Filipina from Manila with heart and liver ailments has died after contracting the new flu virus which is known as the AH1N1 Flu Virus, and it is said to be also the first death in Asia.

The woman died at her home on June 19, two days after she first showed symptoms of the new influenza A(H1N1) virus, Philippine Health Secretary Francisco Duque told reporters.

"A throat swab revealed that she was positive for A(H1N1)," Duque said, adding that post-autopsy findings disclosed that the death was caused by congestive heart failure and "aggravated by severe pneumonia either bacterial, viral or both"

The Philippines has the highest number of cases of the new flu virus in Southeast Asia with 445 victims, but more than 80 percent have fully recovered since the first case was reported on May 21.